My Fuck-It List


I never have made a Bucket List.


But I DO have a Fuck-It List: things I haven't done but don't really care to do before I die. 


1. Hang-gliding
2. Skydiving
3. Having sex with another man
4. Visiting Dollywood
5. Windsurfing
6. Seeing any more Woody Allen movies
7. Hanging around the Hanging Gardens of Babylon
8. Getting Barry Bonds' autograph
9. Projectile vomiting after a night of beer pong
10. Meeting Karl Rove in person
11. Going on safari in Darfur
12. Having sex at the South Pole
13. Seeing a game at Comerica Park
14. Making the word "QWERTY" in Scrabble
15. Reading a book by J.K. Rowling
16. Going to a P. Diddy concert
17. Wearing a pink tutu
18. Eating lobster
19. Dreaming about a vampire lover
20. Having sex with a vampire at the South Pole
21. Writing a Bucket List